x Age?: 16.7834
x Describe yourself.: I am Caitlin, hear me roar.
x Do you think Cancer is funny?: Oh, you fucking bet.
x Why are you so hopeless?: No comment.
x It's Friday night, what the hell are you doing?: Well, first of all, it's Monday morning. And I'm going to work.
x Name an aspiration you have.: Editor in Chief of Time.
x Who would you rather kill, a helpless baby, or yourself?: Moi.
x Make me laugh.: "I'm trying to think of an instence where you know you shouldn't laugh but you can't help it."
x Why should I say yes to you?: Um, because I'm your Lord and Savior. Fuckers.