x Name?: Francesca, but friends call me Franceskimo or Frenchie
x Age?: Fifteen. I'm underaged and over rated
x Describe yourself.: I'm always changing my appearance. I'm a bitch, but the nicest one you'll ever meet. I'm a retard, but one of the most intelligent people you'll come across. I'm what you love and hate. I dunno what to say about myself.
x Do you think Cancer is funny?: Yes. Especially testicular cancer, just look at what it did to Tom Green...he married Drew Barrymore.
x Why are you so hopeless?: Because I'm terminally ill. I am, but no, it's because I hate most things and people.
x It's Friday night, what the hell are you doing?: Probably at a local mall's bookstore, reading children's books with my ex-boyfriend and placing books on Hitler in the Children's section
x Name an aspiration you have.: Get my PhD. Keep fucking with people's heads. Not mature much more, but become more intelligent
x Who would you rather kill, a helpless baby, or yourself?: Fuck the baby. I'd kill it. Most babies are unattractive anyway.
x Make me laugh.: Some friends and I were watching the special ed kids at my school file into class so I turn to my friend Jorge and go, "Look, it's a death march"
Oh and I used to tell this joke, "what's the opposite of Christopher Walken?"
Christopher Reeves!" but when he died, I started using this one "What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Alive"
And then there was..."why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms"
x Why should I say yes to you?: Because you feel like it. If you don't then I obviously suck at life. But I can live with that.