x Age?: 16
x Describe yourself.: I'm a complete asshole.
x Do you think Cancer is funny?: Usually.
x Why are you so hopeless?: I thaught it was obvious.
x It's Friday night, what the hell are you doing?: Playing a game or watching a movie.
x Name an aspiration you have.: in the words of James, "to have sex with a midget, because it's like having sex with a four year old, only legal."
x Who would you rather kill, a helpless baby, or yourself?: Depends, is it an ugly baby?
x Make me laugh.: What's black and comes* in a little white can?
x Why should I say yes to you?: Because you love me?