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[08 Apr 2007|09:13pm]

lost_narnian
x Name?: Alyssa Claire
x Age?: 20
x Describe yourself.: Run of the mill run-down in debt 20-something trying to get by. I smoke cloves and i love it. I aspire to one day be that 112 year old woman that still somehow smokes a pack a day. Some of my friends have called me the angriest human being they have ever met. I don't entirely believe that
x Do you think Cancer is funny?: Only ironic cancer is funny
x Why are you so hopeless?: Because i live day by day and trying to live in advanced hurts
x It's Friday night, what the hell are you doing?: Sitting around a firepit in the middle of the woods with friends or driving to a beach to watch the sun come up.
x Name an aspiration you have.: To spend atleast a year living in London or Canada be it as a hobo or an embassador
x Who would you rather kill, a helpless baby, or yourself?: I could find a way to save both
x Make me laugh.: A Mother camel with one hump and a Father camel with two humps has a baby with no hump. What do they name him?

Humphree.
Its funny because its cute and it has, 'hump' in it.

x Why should I say yes to you?: Because i am a tall amazon goddess who will strike you down with my Xena-like reflexes if you don't...

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[01 Mar 2005|02:29pm]

daaz
[ mood | cold ]


basicallyuncool

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[09 Feb 2005|05:31pm]

daaz
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[06 Feb 2005|02:03am]

daaz
[ mood | restless ]

x Name?: Paula
x Age?: 15
x Describe yourself.: i'm shitty
x Do you think Cancer is funny?: not really
x Why are you so hopeless?: because of everything, is that enough?
x It's Friday night, what the hell are you doing?: i'm here sitting in front of my computer, or...i'm sleeping =)
x Name an aspiration you have.: write
x Who would you rather kill, a helpless baby, or yourself?: myself
x Make me laugh.: i'm not funny
x Why should I say yes to you?: don't ask me...i don't know. if i were in your shoes i would just say "you're so fucking idiot, why did you even waste your time?"

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[12 Dec 2004|08:02pm]

fatblobof_irish
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X-Poserr [12 Dec 2004|02:16pm]

cyanidekoolaid8
I'm a thinkin' you all should join stere0_typical

Because, well this post is irrelevent to this community, I'm an asshole and aware, and the world sucks.

Dun dun dun.
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join [26 Nov 2004|02:01am]

ihavefallen
candycunts_
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[09 Nov 2004|05:32pm]

fatblobof_irish

Hey, this is me promoting some community they'll bitch me right out of!

 

weeeeewooooweeewoo

 

im supposed to promote

and since this community is SO DEAD

 

I figure this is the ideal place :-D

 

I dont know what else to do.......

*dances*

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Application [30 Oct 2004|06:46pm]

pinkxyzrevolver
[ mood | annoyed ]

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[08 Oct 2004|08:09am]

cuttinmedeep27
[ mood | chipper ]

yeah.. umm... i havnt said anything for awhile, i'm really sorry. been sick, had to have scans and stuff done for my migrains which causes a migrain + the start of school, not an excuse i know but hey!

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[07 Oct 2004|08:02pm]

screamstalker
x Name?: Tony
x Age?: 16
x Describe yourself.: I'm a complete asshole.
x Do you think Cancer is funny?: Usually.
x Why are you so hopeless?: I thaught it was obvious.
x It's Friday night, what the hell are you doing?: Playing a game or watching a movie.
x Name an aspiration you have.: in the words of James, "to have sex with a midget, because it's like having sex with a four year old, only legal."
x Who would you rather kill, a helpless baby, or yourself?: Depends, is it an ugly baby?
x Make me laugh.: What's black and comes* in a little white can?
Michael Jackson.
x Why should I say yes to you?: Because you love me?
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[20 Sep 2004|09:32pm]

cashmoneybuddah
Name?: His Eminence Andrew

Age?:18

Describe yourself.: People say I look like Tom Hanks, I tell them they look like something I shit out last night.

Do you think Cancer is funny?:Yes, especially prostate cancer.

Why are you so hopeless?: Because Friends was cancelled, or the ever present threat of a car bomb exploding me into a thousand pieces. It's a toss up between the two.

It's Friday night, what the hell are you doing?:Cleaning shit off the floor of the prestigous Wellsville Country Club

Name an aspiration you have.: To own my own back alley cardboard box in Time square. Thats a bitchin piece of real estate

Who would you rather kill, a helpless baby, or yourself?: A helpless baby because they taste great with lettuce and tomato on wheat bread

Make me laugh.: Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?........ I don't cum on an apple before I eat it

Why should I say yes to you?: You should say yes to me because I will spam your ass with pro republican e-mails if you don't, and everybody who is not a moron can agree that is worse than death itself.
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[12 Sep 2004|12:09am]

retardinabox
[ mood | blank ]

x Name?: Megan
x Age?: 18
x Describe yourself.: i'm Megan
x Do you think Cancer is funny?: no Scorpios are funnier
x Why are you so hopeless?: because i'm not hopeful? i'm a psychotic druggy with a weird sense of humor and a broke heart
x It's Friday night, what the hell are you doing?: cocaine..usually...
x Name an aspiration you have.: writing a book (haha you said ass)
x Who would you rather kill, a helpless baby, or yourself?: i guess myself, i've made several attempts now, and i'm not one for quitting
x Make me laugh.: like with a joke? i don't know any jokes. i do physical humor. like ok, the user name? is because for christmas my sister got something in a big box so i decided to wear it as a toga and act like i was mentally retarded, i also put a suction cupped compass on my forehead if that makes me any funnier
x Why should I say yes to you?: because i'm retardinabox

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[04 Sep 2004|05:20pm]

briw121212
Well, I know this is random but it is important.

This is more proof that the Bush Administration is full of deceitful liars.

Want to know what really happened on 9/11?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pentagon.html#Main
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[03 Sep 2004|09:08pm]

briw121212
LINDANESS!!!

i dont know why i did that.
wow that was almost as random as the gaot thing.
I like that

[31 Aug 2004|06:19pm]

fatblobof_irish
[ mood | itchy ]

x Name?: Jen
x Age?: 15
x Describe yourself.: I'm spicey
x Do you think Cancer is funny?: Only when it isnt me
x Why are you so hopeless?: because I said so
x It's Friday night, what the hell are you doing?: look what i can do! * jumps*
x Name an aspiration you have.: hahaha that sounds like perspiration! hahaha SWEAT FIEND! OH YEAH ! OH YEAH!!! hHahahahaha
x Who would you rather kill, a helpless baby, or yourself?: Is this an ugly baby?.....
x Make me laugh.: Im smarter than you, and my boobs are bigger.
x Why should I say yes to you?: I believe my "saucy dancing ways" are in order.... ;-)

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Dance with me scotty. [30 Aug 2004|11:07am]

cyanidekoolaid8
Hello my lovelys.

We just reached 10 members.

So now any new members will be voted on by all the members. You know the drill.

Just give them a Yes or a No if you please, or you could elaborate and explain why you decided each way. Constructive criticism is always lovely, so is plain out assholeishness. I definately just made up that word.

-Jesus
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[30 Aug 2004|11:00am]

kittyyoga
[ mood | content ]

x Name?: Caitlin
x Age?: 16.7834
x Describe yourself.: I am Caitlin, hear me roar.
x Do you think Cancer is funny?: Oh, you fucking bet.
x Why are you so hopeless?: No comment.
x It's Friday night, what the hell are you doing?: Well, first of all, it's Monday morning. And I'm going to work.
x Name an aspiration you have.: Editor in Chief of Time.
x Who would you rather kill, a helpless baby, or yourself?: Moi.
x Make me laugh.: "I'm trying to think of an instence where you know you shouldn't laugh but you can't help it."
"Like cancer?"
x Why should I say yes to you?: Um, because I'm your Lord and Savior. Fuckers.

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[30 Aug 2004|03:07am]

empressofevil
[ mood | crazy ]

x Name?: The EMPRESS OF EVIL MWAHAHAHA alright fine it's Cassandra
x Age?: 19
x Describe yourself.: I am God. Ok fine... I'm just another shell of a human being trying to find whatever it is that's been missing since I was 3.
x Do you think Cancer is funny?: Hell yeah it is. It has to be... I have it... so eh... Cancer cells are aliens... coming in and slowly taking over my body by pretending to be healthy, friendly cells. I find it funny. It's like some old horror B-Movie. I know... Invasion of the Saucer People... damn now I want to watch B Movies... or troma movie... those are cool.
x Why are you so hopeless?: You're reading my responses to these questions. Isn't that enough? But if I must... I'm hopeless because I'm empty and beyond anyone's help. Well at least I can still laugh at my own patheticness and at life.
x It's Friday night, what the hell are you doing?: ruling the universe. What else? I am God after all. Ok fine... I am at school, then work, then school again, then home, then at a club with friends until Saturday. Ah the beauty of fake IDs...
x Name an aspiration you have.: To get out of this personal hell that is my life. *begins humming along to Cemetary Gates by Pantera*
x Who would you rather kill, a helpless baby, or yourself?: myself.
x Make me laugh.: hmm... well... there are two sausages in a frying pan. One sausage turns to the other and says "damn it's getting hot in here." The other screams wide eyed at the top of it's lungs "AHHHHHHHH!!!! A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!!" Ok so that's lame but eh...
x Why should I say yes to you?: because I am THE GREATEST! Didn't you get the memo? no... I really don't know. Oh I know... I'll use my Jedi mind powers *you're going to say yes* hmm did it work?.... Ok I'm just going to shut up now. I want to sing along to Godsmack now anyway. See you later.

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[29 Aug 2004|08:11pm]

briw121212
x Name?: Brian
x Age?: 15
x Describe yourself.: Ummm, accomplished, aggervated, amused, angry, annoyed, anxious, apathetic, artistic, and awake.
x Do you think Cancer is funny?: no
x Why are you so hopeless?: i'm lazy
x It's Friday night, what the hell are you doing?: Sitting
x Name an aspiration you have.: To get skinny. Ha thats sad. Wow.
x Who would you rather kill, a helpless baby, or yourself?: neither
x Make me laugh.: "My views are one that speaks to freedom." - President Bush
x Why should I say yes to you?: who cares
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